Cross a Pterodactyl and a Chicken and TAA DAA!  You get me "The CanoSOARus KID!"

"The Fabulous Flying Can Cooler"

It’s a Can Cooler!
CanoSOARus keeps drinks cold at parties and picnics!
It’s a Fabulous Flying Toy! Remove the beverage can and CanoSOARus becomes a fun flying toy that 6 year olds have been able to glide over 50 yards!
It's a Super Billboard! CanoSOARus is an awesomely cool flying billboard with 20 square inches of advertising space for your business or product!